Katie Sisneros
TagCabbage Patch Kid Adoption Rejection Letter to Darth Vader
Dear Mr. Vader:
We regret to inform you that your application for adoption of a Cabbage Patch Kid has been denied. As you are no doubt..
A Team Wins the Championship
The Orange and Navy Blue team won the Big Championship last night, defeating the Green and Yellow team that also plays the same sport…
Think You Might Be a Shitty Drinker?
Some humans are not blessed with the ability to consume fourteen PBRs in one night and wow a room full of potential sexual partners by pe..
Meme Predictions for 2011
Memes are to the Internet as Amanda Bynes is to Nickelodeon: the bewildering and unholy offspring of something I find generally pretty nif..
Six Degrees of Separation: Baby Jesus to Mark Mallman
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–Katie Sisneros totally fell in love with Mark Mallman at the First Avenue 40th birthday show.
If Your Browser Could Rap
BITCH I’m your browser
Fuckin’ Chrome to the maxx
Figurin’ shit out like motherfuckin’ Doogie Howser
Don’t bookmark your Tumblr, you ..
Drunk girl attempts, fails, to sexily hump piano at Shout House 80s night
January 5th, 2010. An extremely inebriated female was pulled from the stage Wednesday night after clumsily trying to hump one of the pi..
Excerpts from an Amateur British Cheese Diary
Leicester: From Amber Valley Farms, in Derbyshire, UK. Pronounced “Lester,” not “Lie-Chester,” like a creepy pedophile and not a dog ..
Evolution of a Facebook Note
A Facebook note is like a tiny protozoa, efficient and self-contained until time and the Internet Rules of Increased Specificity eventuall..