Katie Sisneros
TagWorst Lunch Box Notes Ever
Roger Ailes:
Darling,
If you see that little fucker Ted Turner’s kid at school, tell him I think Joseph Goebbels would have really admire..
Six Reasons Why You Should Probably Call Your Grandma Right Now
1. You just got a girlfriend. If anybody wants to know this, it’s your grandma. Since your birth she has been counting down the days unt..
Excerpts from an Episode of Intervention, Hosted by Sarah and Katie
Sarah and Katie are giving Intervention an intervention after watching an entire season in one sitting.
John: Hi, my name is John. I ..
Apologies to My Mother
Mother:
1. I’m sorry people mistook me for a boy in 3rd grade. It must have been a little disconcerting that the female offspring y..
Hell Ramp of Tears and Fury: Tales from the Overpass across the Street
I was six when my mom remarried. She has since divorced again, which I always feel obligated to point out when I mention her second marri..
News from the Future! Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John Sues Fathers, Life Not “Batman-y” Enough
Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, son of Elton John and David Furnish, filed suit shortly after his eighteenth birthday against his fa..
Canada – How to Give Your Target the Love it Deserves, and Not an Ounce More
The first Target ever, in Roseville, MN, is within driving distance of The Tangential’s headquarters*. Now, we didn’t grow up next to Ju..
You Love Me? Prove It with Food
You love me? Wow, thanks. I really appreciate that. I mean, that’s really super great to hear. Very nice words, “I love you.” A little si..
Did YOU Remember the Miss America Pageant Was On?
Did you remember the Miss America Pageant was on? I don’t mean that it was on yesterday, Saturday the 15th, but that it is still on TV?..
Reimagining The Scale
Kellogg is launching an ad campaign where women step on scales that show words of encouragement instead of numbers. YOU CAN DO IT! YOU C..
Six Childhood Conveniences Adults Should Stop Hating On and Adopt
In honor of what I can only hope will be the astronomical success of Forever Lazy adult jammers (complete with a friggin’ butt flap), the ..
Stop! Don't Do Anything Until You Know Your Sign!
Science gives us yet another reason why we should all be looking at it skeptically out of the corner of our eyes. According to the Minn..