Jeffrey Ellinger
TagThings I’ve Never Done
What? Me? No, I’ve never done these things, no way. I’ve never been neurotic about my hair, getting gray hair or having bad hair or an..
A Guide to Life as a Cool Christian Bro
Jesus. The first thing for a cool Christian bro is Jesus, gotta be down with JC. He died for everyone and His doing so opened the way ..
Why My Marriages with Any of the Women from El Guincho’s “Bombay” Video Would Never Work
EL GUINCHO | Bombay from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.
1:02—The woman painted golden. It’s clear she’s a runway model, lith..
What These Texts Really Meant
What #1 said: Jeffrey, don’t you know that we’re all online because this whole thing is messy and terrible? I honestly don’t think I’m..