Jason Zabel
Tag90th Birthday Gifts for Bob Barker
A video montage, set to music by Sarah McLachlan, of all the cushions, legs, and stuffed animals his pro-neutering advocacy saved from..
Hipster Pope Names
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Pope DIIV
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Pope Indifferent..
Hot Tips for Making Jesus Sound Cool to Today’s Youth
Give Jesus an outline tattoo of Nazareth on his forearm.
Tell kids that the Jesus lets them experience the holy spirt in “retina di..
Name Ideas for the Olsen Twins’ Upcoming Fragrance
It Sprays Two
Double Double Toilette and Trouble
You Got It, Dude
Grandma’s House
Indie Movie Cameo
Horse Amnesia
Sist..
Other Minor Fast Food Chains Announce Political Stances on Sex Things
-Burger King wants you to do masturbation your way
-Annie’s Pretzels takes a stance against the stereotype that flexible people are..
AP Stylebook-Approved Ways to Say “Vibrator”
Port-a-Peen
Jiggle Dick
Vagina Wand
Cervix Sniffer
Midnight Cowboy
Glow Worm
Vag Monster
Salad Finger
Labia Lo..
Ranking the Orifices of the Human Body, the Planet and the Cosmos
Black Holes: These create gravity (I think), and without gravity we probably wouldn’t have other holes. They also give the earth somet..
Increasingly Desperate Lines for Hitting On Your Hot Handyman
“Drill, baby, drill!”
“You can maintain my facilities any time!”
“I think you’ve got a kink in your hose.”
“Oh, let me get th..
Most Badass Literary First Names
50 Shades Of Gay
Alice Blue
Amber
Amethyst
Antique ruby
Ball Blue
Banana
Beau Blue
Coral pink
Daffodil
Deep champagne
Deep peach
Devy’s gr..
Words Artists Are No Longer Allowed to Use In Their Show Titles
Light
Dialogue
Rediscovered
Reflections
Tapestry
Movement
Gesture
Foundations
Merging
Encounter
Visions
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Other Latin-American-Themed Names for New XBox Consoles
In Microsoft’s peculiar fashion of having codenames of Latin American origin (with Kinect’s original Natal name originating from a city in..