Chrissy Stockton
TagOur best guesses as to why snow is falling in Minneapolis on May 1
Disappearance of crunch wrap from the Five Buck Box at the Franklin Avenue Taco Bell displeases Tlaloc
Because there is a darkness ..
Relationship statuses Facebook should institute
Sidekick with…
Sexual tension with…
In a re-hate-tionship with…
Betrothed from birth by fathers’ handshake with…
K..
My Favorite Whiners
Whining is a seriously undervalued skill. What people have to understand is that things can always be better. No matter how good the m..
Pros and Cons of the Hot Dude Literary Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye:
Pros:
Charming sarcasm
Hates phonies
Invented brooding sexy
Is cute with his little sis..
A Guide to 21st Century Fears
Supermoons: While this sounds both delicious (lime-flavored?) and fun (is it the latest indie band/inflatable playground accessory?), Su..
Food Boner: MeatTruck.com
After the raging success of the inagural Art Boner post highlighting local artist Ben Lansky’s work, we decided to branch out into..
Celebrity couples, past and present, who we don’t like to imagine having sex
Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall
Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
John and Cindy McCain
Roger Ebert a..
The Joy of Going Out (+ How to Do It Better)
A lot of people think going out is intuitive–all you really need is some friends and someplace that serves alcohol, right? It’s easy to..
The Tangential Naked Tweets the Oscars: Awards We’d Rather Give the Nominees
Melissa Leo (The Fighter): Best Doily Impression
Christian Bale (The Fighter): Best Lice Beard, Best Downplaying of Douchiness
Ric..
How to Write Something for the Tangential
1. Pick a zany topic that utilizes the niche interests of 20something Minneapolis ravewavers with internet presences (20sMRWWIPs). Thi..
Myers-Briggs Dating Field Guide
INFJ-
Why you want one:They’ll sit inside and read Dostoevsky with you on a rainy day, they’re good curators of interests and they’ll f..
Voices: A McGriddle – How I Learned to Embrace My Sensuous Sexuality
I didn’t ask to be the only breakfast sandwich with a delicious pocket
of maple syrup, you know. I just wanted to blend in. Keep my head
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