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CategoryTypes of People You’ll Find at the U of M’s Upcoming Speed Dating Event
The U of M sent me yet another speed dating invitation. The stats: June 16, ages 22-33, $25 (but only $15 for your friend hoping to s..
Awesome/Horrible Things From My Childhood That Technology Will Kill
Book Orders
Nothing was better then paging through the shadily printed catalogues in search of the rad Goosebumps book caddy, or wo..
In Response to the 2/5ths-Assed Bio The Tangential Wrote For Me
Dear Tangential, I’m sorry I didn’t submit a bio.
So I see that I now have a half-assed bio (that may be too generous, 2/5ths assed..
Why Apple Stores Are Like Space Ships, and Why I’m Afraid of Both of Them
I have an iPhone, which remains super glued to my hand roughly twenty out of the twenty-four hours in a day. And like any good urban t..
Reasons You Shouldn’t Strive to be a TJ MAXXinista
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-When you have to decide between fashion and eating, and yo..
$#@% Off, I Work in Marketing
I graduated from college one year ago, and almost immediately started working at a boutique marketing firm as a “creative,” which mean..
Ten annoyingly pretentious things people do when they’re naming their bands or other artistic endeavors
All caps. I’m looking at you, YACHT, WIN WIN, YELLE, and GAYNGS. Why are you yelling at us? Are your names acronyms that you just haven’t ..
I’m Writing This on a Plane as an Alternative to Infanticide
Babies crying on airplanes are right at the top of the clichéd gripes list somewhere alongside men leaving the toilet seat up and the ..
The 10 Most Useless Things About College
1. THE BIG ONE: It puts you in debt for decades.
I went to a state school and I’ll still be paying back my loans for about 15 years…
Failures of modern engineering
Gas station bathroom keys. These are so gross, I don’t even want to think about them. It’s like gas stations are in a contest to see w..
Creepiest Meats
Pate: Pate is like meat frosting. Except when you eat frosting you want it to taste like sugar and not how your mouth tastes after eat..
Alerts that Mint.com Should Actually Be Sending Me
-Warning: Your bank has sent your statement to your parents – again. It says you only have $5.44 and your last purchase was $42 at Lowry..