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CategoryFuck all you motherfuckers who are talking shit about me glamorizing cigarettes
That’s right, fuck all you pussy-ass bitches who are coming out and calling me destructive, calling me inappropriate, and calling me j..
Why You Can #$%@ Off If You Hate Girly TV Shows
In a psychology class, we watched a video that demonstrated three different schools of therapy. The woman being analyzed had a problem..
How to Write a Yelp Review
• Forget there are options between one and five stars. Decide on awarding one star.
• Establish your Yelp cred by casually mentioni..
Things Not to Do If You Want to Get Published Here
-Sign off on your email with “enjoy!”
-Spell “The Tangential” wrong
-Write something we’ve already written
-Send in somethin..
Thoughts I’ve Never Really Had About Lady Gaga
I wish Lady Gaga wasn’t so “wise.” I wish she didn’t have opinions about sex and politics and life and culture and fashion and little mons..
Zooey Deschanel’s Twee is Out of Control
Remember the days when Gwyneth Paltrow was a tall, sultry mysterious actress who we associated with Margot Tenenbaum smoking cigarette..
Things Kim Kardashian Can Do If Kris Humphries Moves Back to Hopkins
-Lifeguard at Lake Calhoun
-Macy’s Perfume Counter Girl
-Shot girl at Brother’s Bar and Grill
-Butt model at MCAD
-Op..
Types of Commenters That Exist on the Internet
These nice guys are great at getting a comment section rolling. Whether the advice is positive or negative, someone l..
Yes, dog, you totally scared me away from your shit-filled yard
Listen to me, dog: I am not afraid of you. That’s right, you collared, overfed mongrel. Countless generations of domestication have sh..
Marriage is Just a Really Good Excuse
Who are we kidding? Straight people suck at marriage.
Domestic Abuse. “It’s ok if I beat you because I said I’d love you for b..
Annoying things you’re hopefully not doing at coffee shops
Camping out. Spreading an efficiency apartment full of personal belongings all over a table, counter, or couch, then taking a nap.
Tipp..
Screw you, Harriet Schwenk, I deserved Elton John’s flowers
I love my grandmother dearly and I respect all grandmothers—except one. Harriet Schwenk, I don’t know where you get off, but I deserved th..