Fun Stuff to Do or Die
CategoryCreative Gimmicks That Maybe Less People Should Be Copying
Being the writer who writes analytical essays about TV: Remember reading Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs and having your mind blown by the w..
Substances on “Girls”
Girls came back tonight and the season two premiere centered on a party. A soiree. A shindig. And for people of the media-beloved “twent..
Why the “Single, Female Lawyer” Archetype Guided My Whole Life
When I was a kid, I didn’t quite know what I wanted to do with my life. I figured I had to have some kind of job and get married. These ..
Ten Ways to Deal With That Awkward Moment When “Happy Birthday” is Being Sung to You
1. Conduct the singers like a choir.
2. Ignore the singing and become intensely focused on showing the candles to the nearest toddl..
American Manhood is Changing, and That’s a Good Thing
I remember when I was a kid, thinking “Girls can play anything and it’s ok, but boys only get to play about half the games.” If a boy ..
Drinks Named After Celebrities
The Lana Del Rey
OR The Fizzy Vagina
Dr. Pepper, Bourbon, Kahlua and a dash of Mountain Dew, shaken and garnished with a squirt ..
Top 5 Objects I Personify in My Apartment Now That I Live Alone
1. The Couch:
When I return home from vacations I say something like, “Couch – did you miss me!” while sitting on it in a little ..
Introducing a Photo App for Real Photographers ONLY
Are you sick of all the quasi-artistic photos of wilting salads on Instagram? Having nightmares about Twitter’s new photo filters? Bur..
A Non-Jetsetter’s Guide to Traveling for Work
I have had to travel for work a lot recently, which has been an adjustment period, considering that before this job I’d had exact..
30 Cliché Things to Do Before You’re 30
Age one: Cry over spilt milk (literally)
Age two: Sport diaper jeans
Age three: Frequently conjugate verbs wrong to make grown-u..
Curiosities Produced by Counseling
-How many butts have sat in this chair today, and how big were they? Are we all creating an everlasting, one-size-fits-all ass dent, c..
Reflections on The 9-5 Life Once the College Hangover Has Fully Subsided
I wrote this a couple years ago (wow this blog is getting old!) and I want to post an update about what life is like about 2 or 3 year..