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CategoryTangential How-To Guide: How to Cry
Crying is when human beings leak from their eyes in order to rid their heads of a dangerous salt substance that, if left unexpelled, cau..
What Does Your Back Tattoo Say About You?
Tattoos are a way to express yourself. Whether it’s your favorite passage from “Walden Pond” or a Chinese symbol that you think means some..
Sliced Bread? Who Cares? Five Cliches that Need an Update
Some cliches are becoming so old-fashioned that they aren’t even cliche anymore, just confusing. To judge whether or not a cliche has be..
Google Translate: Divining the Universal Truth
In order to Ouija board out the truth about life, the universe and everything, The Tangential took a spiritual letter from a local pas..
Because we care, Tangentially: Charitable causes supported by The Tangential
Public relations firm The:Hours is planting a tree in the Amazon rainforest for each copy sold of certain CDs; together, the trees const..
The Tangential How-To Series: How to Sleep
Sleep is when human beings, cats and possibly some other species close their eyes and practice death. They usually like to do this while..
So You Want to Write in a Secret Code?
Do you ever get mad at the alphabet? Do you feel like it could give you more? Like the letter “e” just isn’t “e” enough for you? Me too…
How to Know if It's Time to Move Your Vault Full of Cash
You have a vault full of cash, and you’ve had it for a long time. You also put a toothbrush and a minibar size bottle of Smirnoff Raspbe..