Music/Snacks
CategoryThe Internet didn’t choose cats, it chose women with salad
According to a widely-read Thought Catalog essay by Leigh Alexander, the Internet chose cats. Alexander makes a convincing case, but think..
Why do co-ops need to solve all the world’s problems at once?
I’ve never been a big co-op shopper, but my most recent frustration with co-ops stems from their seeming hypocrisy vis-a-vis caffeine,..
News of the Perfectly Acceptable: Sbarro Files for Bankruptcy
Fast food pizza/pasta/indigestion chain Sbarro Inc. is preparing to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, the news of which has inspired cri..
Why I’m More Likely to Eat This Sandwich Than Date You
You have a lot going for you, especially compared to a sandwich. You’re capable of relatively challenging conversation that doesn’t bo..
Finally, There’s a Dewmocracy for Dieters
Yay, finally waist-whittlers get to participate in a pop-mocracy! Darn it if I’m gonna miss out.
I spent a great majority of my day..
Food Boner: MeatTruck.com
After the raging success of the inagural Art Boner post highlighting local artist Ben Lansky’s work, we decided to branch out into..
The GAYNGS Funyon
In honor of tonight’s GAYNGS Affiliyated Showcase, we present the GAYNGS Funyon.
Signs You Might Be a Stoner
– You’re stoned right now. It’s not even 4:20!
-You like Phish.
-You’re 17 and you work at Dominos or any other delivery pizza joint..
The Ten Least Ethnic Restaurants in the Twin Cities
1. Hooters
2. Common Roots Cafe
3. Jamba Juice
4. Joe Senser’s Sports Theater Restaurant
5. The Lexington
6. Mac’s Indu..
Pageant Queen Angers Taco Community, Tacos Exact Vengeance
17-year-old former Miss San Antonio Domonique Ramirez was stripped of her pageant title as a result of disrespecting the Federal Allianc..
How to Seem Poor When You’re Actually Upper Middle-Class
1. Confuse people about your car.
You know that car your parents gave you after they got their Lexus? Your car with seat warmers? Pla..
Why Slug's non-insult of Prince's music is like my aunt Gerta's non-insult of my aunt Frieda's sauerkraut
Slug, you’ll get no hate from me. I know people have been giving you a hard time today because you told Pitchfork that “Prince was a shi..