Hey, bald dude from The Fray. Is it alright if I call you “Fray?” Because it’s not worth my time to google you. This song came on..
First, make certain through cronyism that the yet-undiscovered buzzband of which you’re a member is playing a large public park in a r..
Welcome, esteemed musician/actor, buxom groupies, and straggling journalist. We at the Mariott are thrilled to have you in our establish..
1. The forest is a good place for weddings. It’s difficult enough picking out clothing for “theme” weddings anymore, but now it’s ..
The upcoming Pitchfork movie has an interesting plot. Here are some other approaches they could have taken:
-A documentary that jus..
Skill Level: Easy
Special Equipment: Microwave
Ingredients: Flour tortilla, canned refried beans, Fritos/Doritos/Tor..
Dairy Queen: She’s curvy and delicious, both inviting and strangely cold. She swears she’s 71, but she looks like a teenager. You card..
10. Bruschetta. No engineer would design an appetizer like bruschetta. You have a little heap of tomatoes stacked precipitously on a c..
1. Order a sushi roll. Which one you choose is relatively inconsequential, although this process will be made all the more hilarious i..
McDonald’s and Mesa Pizza guarantee 5-star people watching after 2 a.m.
The Library Bar has surprisingly good taco..
Want s’more? Yeah, you do. My butter brickle bonfire is about to thunder your brownie! I’m craving those berries, turtle dove, and I’m..