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CategoryActs of Pitchfork Music Festival – One GIF Reviews
James Blake
So sexy we had to dance. The guy in the background complimented us.
Animal Collective
Dance-y. Stonery. Jammy.
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Ways of Getting a Slot at the Pitchfork Music Festival
Be part of a legendary band that broke up years ago; get back together as a new thing.
Be a legendary band that never broke up.
Imitate ..
Recipe for an Disappointing Music Performance
1. Try out a bunch of new material that you haven’t yet given things like “hooks” or “choruses.” Choose a new loop that you like and r..
The Do’s and Don’ts of Crowd Surfing
Do’s
-Wear light shoes, or take your shoes off first. You don’t want to be that dude in giant black boots clonking some short girl ..
Interview: Andrea Estella of Twin Sister talks P4K, Hipster Runoff and Tiny Barbie Heads
I saw that you used to work at Edible Arrangements. If Pitchfork Music Festival was an Edible Arrangement, what would it be?
A Deli..
Worst Things Music Reviewers Do
Talk about themselves. No one cares that you were 15 minutes early to the interview at Applebees and learned the server’s name and had..
The 1990s Project: Guided By Voices’ “Bee Thousand”
“Sitting out on your house, watching hardcore UFOs” begins Bee Thousand—the “most classic” in the slew of classic albums Guided By Voi..
5 Best Things About Chicken Fingers
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90’s Equivalents of This Year’s Pitchfork Lineup
Ok, 90’s music mostly sucked. It was sincere and ooey-gooey, full of people in cargo tanks strumming guitars and loving fun and loving..
How My iPod Listening Selection Influences My Grocery Purchases
Bon Iver or Fleet Foxes
- Fresh produce, but not, like, tomatoes and grapes. I want the more obscure stuff; the “underrated” ..
Ten Commandments of Pop Tarts
1. I am Kellogg’s ® Brand Pop Tarts. Thou Shall Have No Other Toastable Fruit-Filled Pastries Before Me. If thou buyest the off-brand ..
What the Snack Your Mom Brought for Your Soccer Team Says About You
Rice Krispie Bars
Like this schlock your mom whipped up for the game, you’re nothing but fluff. In five years everyone will realize ..