It was last month when we first saw a billboard. “What’s Bud Light Platinum?” asked one of my friends.
I guessed correctly. “Bud Li..
None because you don’t like the taste – You probably talk in a baby voice.
None because you used to be addicted but have quit – You hav..
1. You will look cool
Seriously, it is an undeniable fact: when you smoke cigarettes you look cool. If anyone tells you different, ..
Large, well-maintained bathrooms: There is more than one toilet/urinal. There are doors on the stalls and those doors have functional ..
I just learned that my friend Emily died in October; she was 26. I’m using only her first name here, not to protect her identity (follow t..
Light beer and Lean Cuisine stir fry – dinner for one.
There’s nothing like a candlelit date over fresh-made, authentic curry an..
In fall 2008, at the tender age of 33, I was sharing an apartment in Minneapolis with two women from Duluth. Although I’d never met ei..
For your boss: It’s the holidays, and spirits are high—so why not treat your boss to some spirits? Smirnoff is a nice safe middle-of-the-r..
Centering Station: Couch
Digital Rolodex: DVR
CSWCW: College student with California weed
Passive item: Something you’re too ..
One night last week, I woke up at 2 AM with a pounding heart and an uncomfortable tightness across my chest. I went through a lot of s..
On Monday I decided to kinda, sorta quit smoking. The terms of it go like this:
-I can smoke if someone wants me to smoke outside w..