What aging rockers are really saying with the names of their tours
An evening with: “You’ll be sitting down.”
A special evening with: “You’ll be sitting down, and so will I.”
A very special eveni..
The Ten Least Ethnic Restaurants in the Twin Cities
1. Hooters
2. Common Roots Cafe
3. Jamba Juice
4. Joe Senser’s Sports Theater Restaurant
5. The Lexington
6. Mac’s Indu..
Jay Gabler’s Guatemala: Premature attackulation
She came to me in the night. I knew it was her—the smell of Zevs Slim Ultra Lights woke me up, and stirred me from my makeshift banana..
Which Christian denomination is the most hipster?
Unitarian: Pretty hipster
Remember the end of Lost, when everyone climbed into a church and they were all paired off into cute couple..
The King’s Speech, Written by Someone Who Hasn’t Seen “The King’s Speech”
Hello, present-day radio listeners and future moviegoers. I address you today on matters of grave seriousness, which you could tell if..
The Tangential Naked Tweets the Oscars: Our Acceptance Speech
Thank you so much, to everyone…except the people who didn’t vote for us. Fuck you. Anyway…when we were 10, our moms said, you know..
“Ten Minutes on the Toilet,” by Alain de Botton
While it may seem absurd that a brilliant philosopher such as myself would be composing his customarily highfalutin prose while seated..
Ten awkward things you might be doing on Facebook
Friending too quickly. When you get home from a party and there’s a friend request waiting from someone you met at the party, it’s kin..
If exhibitionist sex cams were introduced like dinner theater
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! On behalf of Gary, Bonnie, and the entire exhibitionist community, I’m very pleased and honored to..
Foursquare: Where we’ve been, and what dirty deeds we’ve done there
For the past few weeks we’ve been checking on on Foursquare—not to brag about all the cool places we go, but to help us remember what ..
Celebrity No Exit: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, and Pete Doherty
LL: Are you getting reception? Aren’t we supposed to be tweeting about this?
SR: We’re not supposed to tweet. We’re just supposed t..
Jay Gabler’s Guatemala: A kiss from Bill Murray
As Alexx, Viroqua, and I made our way up the river, all we could hear was the braying of the toucans, the gentle lapping of water agai..