What It Means When You Just Text the Time to People at Certain Times
4:20: “Let’s smoke up.”
4:40: “Let’s get snacks.”
4:44: “DUDE. Let’s get snacks.”
5:55: “This is a fake number.”
7:06: “I’m possessed.”
8:08: “I”m heartbroken by Kanye’s MAGA hat.”
8:40: “Let’s smoke up again.”
10:24: “I’m evenly divisible.” [booty call]
11:11: “This is not a coincidence. I’m pregnant.”
11:23: “I am an enigma wrapped in an enigma. U still up?”