Unresolved sexual tension houses

Hook-up houses

Houses where everyone ignores each other

Houses where everyone hooks up and then ignores each other

Dog-friendly

Cat-friendly

Friendly to people whose significant others sleep over all the time and take too long in the bathroom

420

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Living situations your parents will approve of

Living situations your parents won’t approve of, but you can actually afford without their help

Ironic vintage vinyl dance parties every night

Places where all trash goes in the garbage

Places where all trash goes in the recycling

Places where all trash goes in the compost

Places where no trash goes anywhere

Roommates who eat each other’s food and then retroactively declare that item a shared commodity and falsely promise they’ll “restock” next time they go to the store

Food judgment-free housing

Drinking judgment-free housing

Housing where you get judged for not drinking

Thrift-store decor

IKEA decor

Pornographic decor

Rent < a couple packs of cigarettes (utilities and windows not included)

– Jay Gabler