Top 10 Reasons to Still Wear Teva Flip Flops Despite Ridicule From Flip Flop Haters
1. They are made out of a magical, miraculous substance that conforms to the exact shape of your feet, making them insanely comfortable.
2. All that comfort, only $25.
3. The tan lines. So intricate.
4. They don’t violate that tender skin between your big toe and the … pointer toe? Does that toe have a name?
5. High-heels make clicky clacky sounds that make everyone think you are a mean principle when you’re walking behind them. Tevas are silent.
6. They bother your mother, who keeps offering to buy you Birkenstocks cuz those are “substantial” sandals.
7. Jesus wore Tevas.
8. They match basically any outfit if you don’t care that much about having flashy feet.
9. You do not have foot shame and Tevas let you show that.
10. So many fiesta-like patterns to choose from.
WARNING: Do not wear Tevas in the rain if you do not like falling down.