Song Titles for the Next Taylor Swift Album
“Cardboard Girl (In Walgreens)”
“I Guess One of Those Three Billion Girls Was Prettier Than Me”
“Inevitable (for Justin)”
“My Hair is Kinky, Like Me Now”
“Can’t Believe You Checked Out Our Waitress”
“Thinking About Dating Outside of My Race”
“The Island of Misfit Toyboys”
“Fighting in Iambic Pentameter”
“I Can Be Pop, But You Can Never Be Country”
“Why I Can’t Wear Heels (I’m Taller Than My Boyfriend)”
“Pizza Face”
“Thinking About Dating Outside of My Race, Part 2: Screw You, Dad, You’re Racist”
“Reddish-Brown (I’m Not Pregnant, Honey)”
“I Can Still Say I Hit That (You Can’t)”
– Jay Gabler, Sarah Heuer, and Becky Lang
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