Jeff Goldblum

Steve Buscemi

Ira Glass

Richard Belzer

Peter Dinklage

Alan Rickman

Robin Thicke

Jeff Daniels

Mark Ruffalo

Louis Tomlinson

Any androgynous K-pop star

John Goodman

Mark Duplass

The Brawny paper towel man

the Jolly Green Giant

Paul Bunyan

Steve from Blue’s Clues

Tucker Carlson

John C. Reilly

Ringo Starr, Travis Barker, Phil Collins, and any/all other drummers except Don Henley and Scott Avett

Simon Cowell

Morgan Freeman

Post-presidency Bill Clinton

Post-presidency George W. Bush

Tim Gunn

Brian Williams

Chris Cooper

Fred Willard

Jesus

Every teacher ever

– Jay Gabler, Sarah Harper, Becky Lang, Marcus Michalik, Chrissy Stockton, Chris Vondracek, and Emily Weiss