17. Reid Hoffman – LinkedIn

Predictably, the LinkedIn crowd is at the bottom of the list here. Sorry Reid. I’m sure you are charitable and “really so super sweet. Like seriously, such a teddy bear.”

16. Konstantin Guericke – LinkedIn

Zachary Ty Bryan, this guy has 90 million dollars!! Oh to be clear, I don’t think Konstantin looks like Zachary Ty Bryan, it’s just an interjection I am trying to make happen. Maybe the interjection I should try to make happen is “90 Million Dollars!” I hear Konstantin turns around any time someone says that.

15. Mark Zuckerberg – Facebook

Whatever.

14. Niklas Zennström – Skype

I mean obviously not bad – kind of looks like a Finnish architect to me – but I find it interesting that his goal was to make it easy for people to video conference. Seems to have more of a phone face to me.

13. Chad Hurley – Youtube

“You like party dance time? You come to disco and party dance time with me baby. All night we dance, eh?”

– Emily Weiss is trying to keep you on the edge of your seats for #12-7.